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Aliquid · 08-23-2010, 08:39 AM

just made a big ol' peanut butter cracker, i haven't eaten weed in a very long time

att · 08-23-2010, 11:17 AM

Getting over weed is probably a good thing. But when You do finally decide to smoke it might be totally awesome. Like you're back in highschool or some shit.

Aliquid · 08-23-2010, 12:36 PM

i'd love to take a tolerance break but welp

att · 08-23-2010, 06:17 PM

yeah me too

Aliquid · 08-23-2010, 06:39 PM

picked up a half ounce of 'lisa marie presley', creative name

att · 08-24-2010, 12:10 PM

My favorite joke name is "purple erkel"

Aliquid · 08-24-2010, 02:10 PM

my dealer had it around for a solid month so i got burned out on it

the douche has the best weed i've ever seen but doesn't give discounts for bulk so i use someone else with less-good weed

Ebb · 08-26-2010, 05:27 PM

I can't roll a joint to save my life. I miss my one hitter glass pipe. It got broke by my ex-roomies.

Aliquid · 08-26-2010, 05:37 PM

dude a porcelain one-hitter is like six bucks

i can roll utilitarian joints, but not pretty ones

Ebb · 08-26-2010, 06:39 PM

I can't afford weed either. My expenses shot up after my roomies bailed on me. Brother can you spare a joint?

Aliquid · 08-26-2010, 08:16 PM

oh my fuck you loser i've invited you over like six goddamn times and you've always turned me down

come over, we're smoking this weekend

Rad Randy · 08-28-2010, 10:40 AM

You two live like 5 miles from each other - make it happen and post pics as proof.

Aliquid · 08-28-2010, 01:02 PM

never gonna be done

Rad Randy · 08-30-2010, 07:49 AM

I'm going to assume that it didn't happen?

Aliquid · 08-30-2010, 09:21 AM

didn't get a call

att · 08-30-2010, 10:37 AM

Lichen never wanted to hang out with ali, we all just assumed and put a little spin on it. He's flaked on ali like 4 times.

Maoist-Haruhism · 08-30-2010, 01:15 PM

Here's how it's gonna go down:

Ali: Uh hi. So you're black?
Lichen: Uhm yeah. So you're gay?
Ali: Not really...
Lichen: Oh...

<ten silent awkward minutes later>

Ali: Ok bye.

Rad Randy · 08-30-2010, 01:53 PM

I think it'd be more heavy breathing as opposed to silence.

Aliquid · 08-30-2010, 02:09 PM

he'd probably want to play videogames or something

Maoist-Haruhism · 08-30-2010, 02:42 PM

Wanna do some blow?

Son of a bitch, it took you this long to ask?

Aliquid · 08-30-2010, 03:06 PM

heh

I don't know if zev is into coke, he sounds too poor

Maoist-Haruhism · 08-30-2010, 05:22 PM

Yeah he's proably does crack. or meth texas is close to meth country

Ebb · 08-30-2010, 05:55 PM

I stood up Aliquid for some hash.

Aliquid · 08-30-2010, 07:45 PM

welp

att · 09-01-2010, 11:28 AM

I'd SHARE my hash with ali

Aliquid · 09-01-2010, 12:00 PM

i've been spreading it on cigarettes, makes them taste so good; this one little ball of hash has lasted me like a month

att · 09-01-2010, 12:46 PM

I usually put pot in my cigarettes. You roll your own ali?

Aliquid · 09-01-2010, 02:04 PM

I don't smoke often enough to do so. A friend does; it tastes awesome.

att · 09-01-2010, 04:48 PM

Can't do the pack cigs anymore, they taste like a tire.

Rad Randy · 09-02-2010, 07:05 AM

I'm about to take up the pipe soon. Going to buy one before this wedding I'm in on Sunday - if they're making me shave off my be-ard I'm smoking a pipe at their wedding.

Aliquid · 09-02-2010, 08:08 AM

no don't you'll look dumb unless you actually live a hundred years ago

att · 09-02-2010, 12:07 PM

Tobacco pipes rule, I own one and it's fun to stoke the cherry by blowing into it. Lots of effort nessesary to keep it lit but once you get the hang of it all you need to do is light it once and it's going for like 10 minutes.

Rad Randy · 09-03-2010, 11:49 AM

Werd. Going to try to pick one up today when I'm out running my errands.

08-30-2010, 01:15 PM	#86
Maoist-Haruhism Make paper money, buy guns Join Date: Jun 1992 Location: Welfaria Posts: 9,408	Here's how it's gonna go down: Ali: Uh hi. So you're black? Lichen: Uhm yeah. So you're gay? Ali: Not really... Lichen: Oh... <ten silent awkward minutes later> Ali: Ok bye. __________________

08-30-2010, 02:42 PM	#89
Maoist-Haruhism Make paper money, buy guns Join Date: Jun 1992 Location: Welfaria Posts: 9,408	Wanna do some blow? Son of a bitch, it took you this long to ask? __________________

08-30-2010, 05:22 PM	#91
Maoist-Haruhism Make paper money, buy guns Join Date: Jun 1992 Location: Welfaria Posts: 9,408	Yeah he's proably does crack. or meth texas is close to meth country __________________

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08-23-2010, 08:39 AM	#70
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	just made a big ol' peanut butter cracker, i haven't eaten weed in a very long time

08-23-2010, 12:36 PM	#72
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	i'd love to take a tolerance break but welp

08-23-2010, 06:39 PM	#74
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	picked up a half ounce of 'lisa marie presley', creative name

08-24-2010, 02:10 PM	#76
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	my dealer had it around for a solid month so i got burned out on it the douche has the best weed i've ever seen but doesn't give discounts for bulk so i use someone else with less-good weed

08-26-2010, 05:27 PM	#77
Ebb Black is bootyful Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Austin Posts: 5,289	I can't roll a joint to save my life. I miss my one hitter glass pipe. It got broke by my ex-roomies.

08-26-2010, 05:37 PM	#78
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	dude a porcelain one-hitter is like six bucks i can roll utilitarian joints, but not pretty ones

08-26-2010, 06:39 PM	#79
Ebb Black is bootyful Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Austin Posts: 5,289	I can't afford weed either. My expenses shot up after my roomies bailed on me. Brother can you spare a joint?

08-26-2010, 08:16 PM	#80
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	oh my fuck you loser i've invited you over like six goddamn times and you've always turned me down come over, we're smoking this weekend

08-28-2010, 10:40 AM	#81
Rad Randy radical Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Funlund Posts: 7,037	You two live like 5 miles from each other - make it happen and post pics as proof.

08-28-2010, 01:02 PM	#82
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	never gonna be done

08-30-2010, 07:49 AM	#83
Rad Randy radical Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Funlund Posts: 7,037	I'm going to assume that it didn't happen?

08-30-2010, 09:21 AM	#84
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	didn't get a call

08-30-2010, 01:53 PM	#87
Rad Randy radical Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Funlund Posts: 7,037	I think it'd be more heavy breathing as opposed to silence.

08-30-2010, 02:09 PM	#88
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	he'd probably want to play videogames or something

08-30-2010, 03:06 PM	#90
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	heh I don't know if zev is into coke, he sounds too poor

08-30-2010, 05:55 PM	#92
Ebb Black is bootyful Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Austin Posts: 5,289	I stood up Aliquid for some hash.

08-30-2010, 07:45 PM	#93
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	welp

09-01-2010, 12:00 PM	#95
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	i've been spreading it on cigarettes, makes them taste so good; this one little ball of hash has lasted me like a month

09-01-2010, 02:04 PM	#97
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	I don't smoke often enough to do so. A friend does; it tastes awesome.

09-02-2010, 07:05 AM	#99
Rad Randy radical Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Funlund Posts: 7,037	I'm about to take up the pipe soon. Going to buy one before this wedding I'm in on Sunday - if they're making me shave off my be-ard I'm smoking a pipe at their wedding.

09-02-2010, 08:08 AM	#100
Aliquid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 12,530	no don't you'll look dumb unless you actually live a hundred years ago

09-03-2010, 11:49 AM	#102
Rad Randy radical Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Funlund Posts: 7,037	Werd. Going to try to pick one up today when I'm out running my errands.